Pick up line

So at the end of the summer I had my friend Amy Jones and her kids over for lunch one day. Her beautiful daughter Lindy was sitting on the table with my five year old, Taylor. Lindy is a year older than him. They were just sitting there eating their sandwiches and I could tell Taylor wanted to talk to the beautiful girl. So after a few minutes of him just staring at her this is what he comes up with, Taylor, " so, do you go poop on the toilet?" Lindy, says nothing, but her jaw drops and she looks shocked and appauled at the question. me, " TAYLOR!, we don't talk about things like that!" he looks at me and shrugs his shoulders and says " why?" At our house pooping in the toilet is praised and applauded, I think he really wanted to impress her by letting her know he is a big boy and can go poop in the toilet. He now knows not to ask that question.