I'm bringin sexy back and breakin all the rules

Before I tell you how I am bringing sexy back, let me direct you to the source, the source that my inspiration came from to bring sexy back. Over to your left and down a ways, I have links to other blogs. To fully understand this post I have some suggested reading. click on Tammy's link. Getting back to the subject of how Tammy and I are bringing sexy back. Tammy wrote about how she was riding home on a plane the other day and the woman seated next to her was caked in self tanner and the odor was unbearable and clogged up her sinuses and gave her a terrible head ache. What I want to know is, who decided it was better to be tan? The sun gives us nothing but wrinkles, cancer, and sunburns.... and Vitamin D or is it C? no maybe it helps us absorb the vitamin D....anyways so now that we have all figured that out(the sun is bad for us) some genius came up with this magical lotion that makes you look tan...although it makes me look a weird pumpkin color. So Tammy said we need to take a stand against this. We need to fight back against the industry and while we are making a stand that it is beautiful to be pasty white, let's make a stand that it is even more beautiful to be chubby too. Didn't that used to be in style a couple hundred years ago? like in China or something. I mean who makes all these rules. Who decides what is pretty and what is ugly? If a nose is perfect or just a tad too long. Where is this magical book of rules? I swore I would take a stand against those really pointy shoes, but I caved. I always seem to be way to slow, as soon as I buy something, I turn around and it is out of style. So Tammy and I are bringing sexy back. We say it is cool to be pasty white with freckles and being chubby just adds to your sex appeal ( sorry Tammy and all the rest of you skinny girls) I am gonna say short hair is sexy too, but a shaved head would be best. and to top off this sexiness, I am gonna say hiked up sweat pants with your shirt tucked in and a belt and maybe a scarf draped around your neck. I am bringing sexy back and here's what I think it looks like.