A very disturbing thought crossed my minds crazy little path this morning and abruptly awoke me out of my peaceful slumber. Yes, I am pretty sure the only thing worse than a spider would be......... a FLYING SPIDER!!!!!! (pause for terrified screaming and horrible metal images of this)
I know, I know it gives me the willies just thinking about it and I don't even know exactly what the willies are....Amy? (Amy JOnes or Amy Burge or anyone who knows what the willies are)
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Wow Nat~!
I was at my mother in laws house yesterday for Fathers day (she just had surgery) and I was cooking, got out a pot and in it was a HUGE SPIDER! I wanted to die! The woman never cooks so that explained the resident in her pot but it didn't help me any!
You are so funny! But something that is worse & that is real (I only know this because my bro-in-law Chris O'Gwin told me about them) are these HUGE spiders that live in Afganistan & they CHASE you, yes I said CHASE! Chris said he's never seen so many tough grown men cry because of spiders! I think that they are called Camel Spiders or something. Horrible, just horrible!
At least you have a fear of something real. I am afraid of flesh eating zombies.
Oh goodness, now another one to add to your list of scary dreams, flying spiders that chase you and make grown men cry, oh man. I'm sorry that would probably make you wake in a puddle of cold sweat.
yeah, spiders definitely freak me out. i just recently found out that oklahoma has tarantulas though - i'm not going out into the 'country.' yikes! my friend is so afraid of them that she shoots them with a BB gun.
I lost my phone! I emailed you, so check it and write back.
I agree...flying spiders would TOTALLY be worse. Guess what else would give you bad dreams. Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches. Yup...saw one of those the other day at the zoo. Some lady was wandering around by the food court with one crawling around in her hands. AAAARRRRGGGGHH!!! I almost lost my lunch.
I HATE spiders. As a kid my brothers used to plant those crawly things in my room because I'd pay to have them taken care of. Mean huh - but very lucrative. And ever since Amy's spider fact my fear is even worse. YUCK!!
I had a black hairy nasty spider drop from my ceiling today so I guess you can call that a flying spider. GROSS!!!
EW!
flying or not I hate them!
I have cousins with the last name Willie so I always loved that expression.
The willies. Funny.
Flying spiders. Not so funny.
FYI - I googled "camel spiders" and I seriously almost flew out of my chair. Don't do it unless you're mentally prepared to be FREAKED OUT!
OK, dang! I just had to come back and I just had to google a camel spider and then I had to watch a youtube of a camel spider vs. anthing. DON'T WATCH IT! Those things are not to be messed with. EWWW!! Teri! It would make you wake in puddle of something! LOL
Thanks for the new nightmare! :) SICK!
actually, after looking up all those creepy spiders last night, today when I saw one that I would normally run from in terror, I just walked right up to it and smashed it like it was nobody's business! (I smashed it with a shoe of course)
I really hate spiders!
If you make it through the other 17 comments (the most I ever get is like 3) I love your blog, it makes me laugh out loud every time I read it! See ya on girl's night!
This is the funniest string of comments ever!
When I was younger I felt bad that everyone hated spiders, so when I had one in my room I'd go and get a cup and catch and release it outside to be in nature as God intended. But one day, I was saving an esecially large and hairy one, and when I put my face toward the cup to say my "goodbye" the spider jumped up to my face! FREAKY!
Needless to say, I'm not so intune with nature anymore. I have no problem with spider spray. :)
Still, sometimes I have a morbid sense of humor - I'm going to have to check out those camel spiders.
Ya, those are creepy! Did you see the guy who got bit? Ouch!
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